ᚨ Founding access — 10 seats · 50% off for life

Your private AI agent, on your own server, working 24/7.

GRIMOIRE ASSIST is a managed Merlin agent: Telegram concierge, scheduled jobs, persistent memory and the arcane desktop TUI — provisioned for you, keys included. Not a chat window. An operative.

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ᛞ Pick your seat

Founding members lock their price for life. Cancel anytime with one click; export everything.

ᛋ Solo

$19/mo
Annual: $190 (2 months free)
  • Your own VPS + Merlin gateway, 24/7
  • Telegram channel, paired to you
  • 3 scheduled jobs (digests, monitors, reviews)
  • Persistent memory
  • Bring your own API keys (we configure them for you)
Join Founding — Solo
ᛟ MOST CHOSEN · FOUNDING 50% OFF

ᛞ Assist

$25/mo
$49 for founding members — for life
  • Everything in Solo
  • Managed keys — no API keys to carry; $10/mo credit included
  • 5 scheduled jobs + daily morning brief
  • Fleet: desktop + 1 machine kept in sync (auto-updates, same TUI everywhere)
  • Weekly ops check by a human — the founder himself
Join Founding — Assist

ᚨ Partner

$149/mo
Annual: $1,490 (2 months free)
  • Everything in Assist (10× token credit)
  • Fleet of up to 5 machines + 3 agents
  • Telegram + Discord + web dashboard
  • 2 human seats · next-business-day support
  • Unlimited scheduled jobs
Join Founding — Partner

Pay for 10 months, get 12 — choose “annual” at checkout.

Free tiers (ChatGPT etc.)Grimoire SoloGrimoire Assist
Works when you're offline—✓ 24/7✓ 24/7
Proactive (messages you first)—✓ cron✓ cron + daily brief
Your data stays on your server—✓✓
Model API keysn/aBYOK✓ managed + credit
Desktop TUI (arcane theme)——✓ kept in sync

ᛝ Live in one afternoon

We ship you a running agent — not a zip file.

STEP 01

Order your seat

Secure checkout via Stripe. You'll get a short form: your Telegram handle and the machines you want bridged.

STEP 02

We provision

Within 24h your VPS is live: gateway running, keys configured (or your BYOK wired), cron jobs drafted with you.

STEP 03

Pair & command

One pairing code links your Telegram. From then on: briefs arrive, tasks run, memory accumulates. /help is your grimoire. Full bot setup guide →

ᛉ Plain talk

The things others hide in fine print.

BYOK vs managed, honestly. Solo = you own the API keys and pay providers directly. Assist/Partner = we carry the keys, meter fairly, and include credit — visible in your usage statement.
Model costs never “unlimited”. Fair-use floors protect both of us; heavy automation is quoted before it bills. No surprise invoices.
One-click cancel. Stripe subscription, cancel from your receipt page. Your server keeps running till the period ends — no hostages.
Data export & succession. Your memory, sessions and configs export to YAML/JSON anytime. Leave, and your agent can move with you.

ᛝ Asked before

What can the agent actually do?

Daily briefs (email, news, calendar), price/listing monitors with alerts, inbox triage, weekly reviews, research digests with citations, document-to-actions extraction, running scripts on your fleet, and anything you wire via its skills system. It messages you on Telegram when something matters.

Is my data private?

Your agent runs on your own VPS (or a dedicated container we operate for you). Memory and sessions live there. We can only reach it when you ask for help — and every session is in your logs.

What's “managed keys” vs “BYOK”?

Solo: you bring API keys from OpenAI/Anthropic/DeepSeek etc. and pay them directly — retail rates, no markup. Assist/Partner: we carry the keys, route across providers for reliability, and include a monthly credit with fair-use metering.

What if you disappear?

Worst case, you keep the server. The agent software is open source (MIT); your configs and memory export in open formats. A new operator can pick it up. We see lock-in as a bug.

Why only 10 founding seats?

So that onboarding hands stay on. Founding members get 50% off for life, a direct line to the founder, and their feedback shapes the roadmap.

Which platforms?

Telegram day one. Discord and the web dashboard are on the Partner tier. Desktop TUI for Windows and macOS on Assist and up.

ᚨ THE GRIMOIRE OPENS 8 TIMES
$25/mo
$49 · for life, if you claim a founding seat

Founding seats left: 7 of 10

Claim a founding seat — Assist

or start smaller: Solo $19